1 00:00:11,010 --> 00:00:19,980 ♪♪♪ 2 00:00:24,774 --> 00:00:26,694 Owen: Hi, guys. Whatchya doing? 3 00:00:26,776 --> 00:00:29,106 - Dude, we're washing Chef's car! 4 00:00:29,195 --> 00:00:30,405 - Why bother? 5 00:00:30,488 --> 00:00:32,568 It'll just get destroyed by the end of the episode. 6 00:00:32,657 --> 00:00:34,657 - Yup, but Chef said if we cleaned his car 7 00:00:34,743 --> 00:00:36,333 he'd get us a pizza. 8 00:00:36,411 --> 00:00:38,121 - (Happy gasp) 9 00:00:38,204 --> 00:00:40,504 MOVE OVERRRR! 10 00:00:40,582 --> 00:00:42,962 (Whooshes) 11 00:00:43,042 --> 00:00:45,172 All: Whoa... 12 00:00:45,253 --> 00:00:46,883 (Running footsteps) - Well, look at that! 13 00:00:46,963 --> 00:00:49,633 I've never seen my car so clean! I'm proud of-- 14 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:51,886 - Talk's cheap! Where's the pizza?! 15 00:00:51,968 --> 00:00:53,798 - I am a man of my word. 16 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:55,177 - (Excited panting) 17 00:00:55,263 --> 00:00:56,563 Chef: You want it? You want it? 18 00:00:56,639 --> 00:00:58,479 Owen want a pizza? FETCH! 19 00:00:58,558 --> 00:00:59,978 (Thud) 20 00:01:00,059 --> 00:01:01,899 - OW! Chef?! 21 00:01:01,978 --> 00:01:03,688 This pizza's frozen! 22 00:01:03,772 --> 00:01:05,362 - I promised pizza. 23 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:06,690 I never said it would be hot. 24 00:01:06,775 --> 00:01:08,395 - Aw man, 25 00:01:08,485 --> 00:01:12,485 if only there was a way to make cold things not cold. 26 00:01:12,572 --> 00:01:14,412 - Yeah, like a... 27 00:01:14,491 --> 00:01:16,491 Hottening reverso'fridgerator! 28 00:01:16,576 --> 00:01:18,156 - (Exasperated groan) 29 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:21,334 "Oven". It's called an oven. 30 00:01:21,414 --> 00:01:23,674 All we need to do is "cook" the pizza. 31 00:01:24,959 --> 00:01:26,499 I'll put it in the oven. 32 00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:28,916 I'm the only one here with a junior baker badge. 33 00:01:29,964 --> 00:01:32,224 Hey... it's just a drawing. 34 00:01:32,300 --> 00:01:34,090 How have I never noticed this? 35 00:01:34,177 --> 00:01:35,847 - No oven? 36 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:38,179 Goodbye, cold cruel pizza! 37 00:01:38,264 --> 00:01:39,724 (Whooshing through air) 38 00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:41,558 - Flying kites is scary! 39 00:01:41,643 --> 00:01:43,773 - Relax buddy, I got ya. 40 00:01:43,853 --> 00:01:45,483 (Slices through) - AHHHHHHH! 41 00:01:46,523 --> 00:01:48,363 - Meh. Totally not my fault. 42 00:01:48,441 --> 00:01:51,821 - Oh no, I forgot to cut my sandwich in half. 43 00:01:51,903 --> 00:01:53,703 (Metallic clanks) 44 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:55,370 (Collapsing thud) 45 00:01:55,448 --> 00:01:57,738 - (Sighs) (Metallic slice) 46 00:01:57,826 --> 00:01:59,236 (Explosion, alarm wails) 47 00:01:59,327 --> 00:02:01,537 - And there goes Chef's car. 48 00:02:01,621 --> 00:02:03,291 - Hey, you called it. 49 00:02:03,373 --> 00:02:04,423 (Glass shatters) - DUCK! 50 00:02:04,499 --> 00:02:05,829 (Crash) 51 00:02:05,917 --> 00:02:07,877 - It almost hit the defibrillator! 52 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:09,301 - The defribi-whatty? 53 00:02:09,379 --> 00:02:11,209 - It's the machine doctors use 54 00:02:11,297 --> 00:02:12,717 to shock your heart back to life. 55 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:13,879 (Charging whine) 56 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:15,757 - Uh-oh... CLEAR! 57 00:02:15,844 --> 00:02:17,764 (Zaps!) 58 00:02:17,846 --> 00:02:20,716 - Far out! It cooked the pizza! 59 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:22,887 - It's beauuuutiful... 60 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:24,936 (Energy zaps) All: (Gasp) 61 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:28,569 - You're alive?! - I sure am! 62 00:02:28,648 --> 00:02:31,278 - You can talk?! - Yep! 63 00:02:31,359 --> 00:02:33,439 I speak the official language of whatever country 64 00:02:33,528 --> 00:02:35,238 this show is currently airing in. 65 00:02:35,321 --> 00:02:38,071 I'm Pete. Pete Zah. Nice to meet you. 66 00:02:38,157 --> 00:02:40,287 - Eh, to be honest, we should have seen this coming. 67 00:02:40,368 --> 00:02:41,658 - How? 68 00:02:41,744 --> 00:02:44,254 - Yo, this is wicked. 69 00:02:45,665 --> 00:02:47,245 - Yeah. Let's eat him. 70 00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:49,043 - Ha! I like this guy! 71 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:50,337 - (Awkward laugh) 72 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:52,260 Excuse us for a moment, Pete. 73 00:02:52,338 --> 00:02:53,838 We'll be right back. 74 00:02:53,923 --> 00:02:56,093 Owen, Pete is alive. 75 00:02:56,175 --> 00:02:57,965 - Yeah, what're you thinkin', dude? 76 00:02:58,052 --> 00:02:59,722 - I'm thinking we eat him. 77 00:02:59,804 --> 00:03:01,684 - What's Chef's rule about things that talk? 78 00:03:03,141 --> 00:03:04,891 - Owen! That's a pull string doll! 79 00:03:04,976 --> 00:03:06,976 Doll: Hello. - (Sheepish giggle) 80 00:03:07,061 --> 00:03:09,111 - Owen! That's a parakeet! 81 00:03:09,188 --> 00:03:10,688 - (Opens mouth) Ahh. 82 00:03:10,773 --> 00:03:12,653 - (Thuds) Hello! 83 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:15,610 - (Slurps) - Owen! That's Cody! 84 00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:17,315 - Hello. 85 00:03:17,405 --> 00:03:20,615 - If it talks you can't eat it. - Correct. 86 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:23,290 Now let's go back and be nice to our new guest. 87 00:03:23,369 --> 00:03:25,829 - So, Pete, how about we show you around? 88 00:03:25,914 --> 00:03:29,384 - Sure! I guess I have time for a taste of school life. 89 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:30,669 - (Whimpers) 90 00:03:32,003 --> 00:03:35,303 I'm sure if I try really, really, really hard, 91 00:03:35,381 --> 00:03:37,301 I can be friends with a pizza. 92 00:03:37,383 --> 00:03:40,473 I just have to not think about biting into his hot... 93 00:03:40,553 --> 00:03:43,063 delicious... cheesy face. 94 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:46,517 It's all I can think about! 95 00:03:46,601 --> 00:03:48,441 ♪♪♪ 96 00:03:48,519 --> 00:03:50,519 - Ahhh... - A-HEM! 97 00:03:50,605 --> 00:03:52,395 (Giggles) 98 00:03:54,233 --> 00:03:55,823 (Seagulls cry) 99 00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:57,952 - Shoo! Shoo! Go! Shoo! 100 00:03:58,029 --> 00:03:59,819 MMMM... 101 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:01,316 - (Attack grunt) - OW! 102 00:04:01,407 --> 00:04:03,907 - (Panting) (Bouncing thuds) 103 00:04:03,993 --> 00:04:05,663 (Salivating, panting) 104 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:07,995 Sorry. (Air whooshes out) 105 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:10,251 - Owen, I know that was hard. 106 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:12,753 But I think you're doing really well. 107 00:04:12,835 --> 00:04:14,875 - Way to eat your own h'angries. 108 00:04:14,963 --> 00:04:17,223 - (Sighs) Thanks, guys. 109 00:04:17,298 --> 00:04:19,928 - Hey, gang! Today has been a total slice! 110 00:04:20,009 --> 00:04:21,679 But now that we're done... 111 00:04:21,761 --> 00:04:23,891 who's ready to eat me?! 112 00:04:23,972 --> 00:04:25,602 - You want us to eat you?! 113 00:04:25,682 --> 00:04:27,352 - Dig in! Come on! 114 00:04:27,433 --> 00:04:29,353 There's plenty of me to go around. 115 00:04:29,435 --> 00:04:31,595 - What is happening?! 116 00:04:31,688 --> 00:04:33,018 (Fainting moan) 117 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:34,856 - Why would you want us to eat you? 118 00:04:34,941 --> 00:04:37,651 - I'm a pizza. It's my purpose in life. 119 00:04:37,735 --> 00:04:40,525 Every pizza has a piping hot wish, 120 00:04:40,613 --> 00:04:43,413 an ooey-gooey dream that they'll be enjoyed. 121 00:04:43,491 --> 00:04:46,201 And deliver a smile to people's faces. 122 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:47,866 - We should've seen this coming. 123 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:49,464 - You need to stop saying that. 124 00:04:49,539 --> 00:04:51,579 - This was my dad. 125 00:04:51,666 --> 00:04:53,706 Oh, he loved parties. 126 00:04:53,793 --> 00:04:55,553 He only went to one. 127 00:04:55,628 --> 00:04:57,878 Yep, he got eaten! 128 00:04:57,964 --> 00:05:01,054 My grandfather loved traveling and music. 129 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:03,894 He got eaten by hippies on their way to Woodstock. 130 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:06,100 Pretty rock 'n'roll if you ask me. 131 00:05:06,180 --> 00:05:09,390 And here's my great grandfather. 132 00:05:09,475 --> 00:05:10,885 He served his country... 133 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:13,267 by being served to his country. 134 00:05:13,354 --> 00:05:15,654 I just hope some day I get to fulfill my purpose 135 00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:17,782 the way they fulfilled theirs. 136 00:05:17,859 --> 00:05:20,239 - Guys, I think Pete is sayin' 137 00:05:20,319 --> 00:05:22,859 it's his destiny to be grindage. 138 00:05:22,947 --> 00:05:25,487 - What Jude said. Let's eat! - No! 139 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:27,485 (Effort tugging sounds) 140 00:05:27,577 --> 00:05:29,117 - STOP! 141 00:05:29,203 --> 00:05:32,623 Pete only wants to be eaten because that's all he knows. 142 00:05:32,707 --> 00:05:35,247 - Yeah, for the first time ever, Courtney's right! 143 00:05:35,334 --> 00:05:37,424 - Thank yo--What? 144 00:05:37,503 --> 00:05:40,763 - Pete, let us show you what else the world has to offer 145 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:42,470 before you decide. 146 00:05:42,550 --> 00:05:44,430 - I'd rather be eaten while I'm hot, 147 00:05:44,510 --> 00:05:46,680 but okay, show me what you got. 148 00:05:47,972 --> 00:05:50,062 - Pete there's soo-ooo much to live for. 149 00:05:50,141 --> 00:05:52,101 Like watching TV! 150 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:54,765 Woman: I never knew love could feel like this. 151 00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:56,944 So real. So rich. 152 00:05:57,023 --> 00:05:58,943 So perfect. 153 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:02,235 Until I tried Pizzuvius Pizza! 154 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:04,950 So ooey-gooey-good that eating it 155 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:07,121 is the best thing you'll ever d--(TV clicks off) 156 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:09,830 - I've got an even better thing to show you. 157 00:06:10,912 --> 00:06:12,662 - Welcome to the petting zoo. 158 00:06:12,747 --> 00:06:15,667 Due to budget cuts the only animals we have are... 159 00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:17,250 rats. 160 00:06:17,335 --> 00:06:19,955 Filthy, sharp toothed, cheese loving rats. 161 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:22,296 - RUNNNNNNNN! (Rats chitter) 162 00:06:23,382 --> 00:06:24,762 - This is a pie eating contests, 163 00:06:24,842 --> 00:06:26,842 they're super fun because-- (Mic squeals) 164 00:06:26,928 --> 00:06:29,218 Announcer: Today's pie will be... pizza! 165 00:06:29,305 --> 00:06:31,135 - (Gasps) - We should go. 166 00:06:32,558 --> 00:06:35,558 - Y'see, Pete? There are so many things to live for! 167 00:06:35,645 --> 00:06:37,555 Right? - There sure are. 168 00:06:37,647 --> 00:06:39,267 And now that I've seen them... 169 00:06:39,357 --> 00:06:41,397 who wants to eat me?! Owen: (Excited gasp) 170 00:06:41,484 --> 00:06:42,694 (Face-palm slap) 171 00:06:42,777 --> 00:06:45,817 - I think it's time we let the circle of life spin. 172 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:47,565 It's his purpose. 173 00:06:47,657 --> 00:06:49,157 - (Pants like a happy dog) 174 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:51,912 - Wait! You keep saying it's your purpose; 175 00:06:51,994 --> 00:06:55,084 what if we found you a new purpose. 176 00:06:55,164 --> 00:06:56,674 - Welllll... 177 00:06:56,749 --> 00:06:58,709 - Pete, if you could be anything, anything at all, 178 00:06:58,793 --> 00:07:00,673 what would it be? 179 00:07:00,753 --> 00:07:02,883 - Uh...I can think of three things. 180 00:07:02,964 --> 00:07:04,884 Breakfast, lunch and dinner. 181 00:07:04,966 --> 00:07:07,296 - Let's think outside the pizza box. 182 00:07:08,344 --> 00:07:09,724 - You could be a stuntman! 183 00:07:09,804 --> 00:07:11,514 Give it a try! 184 00:07:11,597 --> 00:07:13,927 (Cannon booms) - I'm too ooey-gooey! 185 00:07:14,016 --> 00:07:15,686 - You could be an astronaut. 186 00:07:15,768 --> 00:07:17,438 - (Toppings whoosh) 187 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:19,190 - AHH! My toppings! 188 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:22,282 - You could work here, in the parmesan factory! 189 00:07:22,358 --> 00:07:23,778 (The conveyor belt whirs, splat) 190 00:07:23,860 --> 00:07:25,990 - This is your worst idea yet. 191 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:30,872 - Thank you. You've really given me some food for thought. 192 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:33,200 Now how about I be food for you!? 193 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:35,996 - Tough but fair. Let's eat! 194 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:38,540 - No! We have to save Pete from himself! 195 00:07:38,624 --> 00:07:40,334 - Whoa... where'd he go? 196 00:07:41,460 --> 00:07:42,800 (Doorbell rings) 197 00:07:42,879 --> 00:07:44,419 - That's weird. 198 00:07:44,505 --> 00:07:46,215 I don't remember ordering pizza. 199 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:48,759 But I'd be a fool to turn down free mystery food 200 00:07:48,843 --> 00:07:50,393 left on my porch! 201 00:07:50,469 --> 00:07:53,099 - EAT ME! - Ahh! Talking pizza?! 202 00:07:53,181 --> 00:07:54,471 (Rat chitters) 203 00:07:54,557 --> 00:07:55,927 Okay. Let's do this! 204 00:07:56,017 --> 00:07:57,887 - STOOOOP! Sorry, Pete. 205 00:07:57,977 --> 00:07:59,727 But this is for your own good! 206 00:07:59,812 --> 00:08:02,572 - AAAAAAAH! It burns. What is this?! 207 00:08:02,648 --> 00:08:05,568 - Pineapple! Now nobody will ever eat you! 208 00:08:05,651 --> 00:08:07,321 - Pineapple? (Shudders) 209 00:08:07,403 --> 00:08:09,243 Forget that. (Door slams) 210 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:11,572 - Please just eat me! 211 00:08:11,657 --> 00:08:14,657 - You're a talking pizza. We can't. 212 00:08:14,744 --> 00:08:17,164 If the talking bothers you I can... 213 00:08:17,246 --> 00:08:19,116 (Hushed) I can be more quiet! 214 00:08:19,207 --> 00:08:22,077 (Whispers) Eat me. Eat me. 215 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:24,168 Eeeeeeat meeeee. 216 00:08:24,253 --> 00:08:26,093 - That's actually much worse. 217 00:08:27,548 --> 00:08:31,258 Jude: Dudes, this Pete guy is totally harshing my mellow. 218 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:33,804 - I can't believe I'm saying this, but... 219 00:08:33,888 --> 00:08:36,888 maybe if we just had one slice he'd snap out of it. 220 00:08:36,974 --> 00:08:39,394 - But the pineapple. (Shudders) 221 00:08:40,436 --> 00:08:42,556 - I say we refreeze him. 222 00:08:42,647 --> 00:08:44,817 Let someone from the future figure it out. 223 00:08:44,899 --> 00:08:46,479 - Sweet plan! - Yes! 224 00:08:46,567 --> 00:08:48,187 - Okay, okay... 225 00:08:48,277 --> 00:08:52,617 we'll need some kind of coldifying bizarro oven. 226 00:08:52,698 --> 00:08:55,118 - I'll put him in the freezer. C'mon. 227 00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:56,661 - Ugh. 228 00:08:56,744 --> 00:09:00,004 Oh, I'll never get them all off. 229 00:09:00,081 --> 00:09:03,131 And I'll never fulfill my purpose in life. 230 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:04,709 (Heavy sigh) 231 00:09:04,794 --> 00:09:07,304 - WHAAAT? Those kids didn't even touch their pizza. 232 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:09,590 Oh, I see why. 233 00:09:09,674 --> 00:09:12,014 Pineapple. (Shudders) 234 00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:14,513 Meh... waste not, want not. 235 00:09:14,595 --> 00:09:16,465 AAAAAAAHHH... 236 00:09:16,555 --> 00:09:18,055 All: (SCREAM) 237 00:09:18,140 --> 00:09:20,230 - (Gulp) Ooey-gooey good! 238 00:09:20,309 --> 00:09:22,309 - YOU MONSTER! He was our friend! 239 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:23,685 - Really? 240 00:09:23,771 --> 00:09:25,271 Well... that'll teach you to make friends 241 00:09:25,356 --> 00:09:26,646 with something so delicious. 242 00:09:26,732 --> 00:09:28,532 Even with pineapple, 243 00:09:28,609 --> 00:09:30,989 maybe the best pizza I ever had! 244 00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:32,910 (All crying) 245 00:09:34,448 --> 00:09:35,828 - G'bye, Pete. 246 00:09:35,908 --> 00:09:38,408 I love zah, but never loved a zah 247 00:09:38,494 --> 00:09:40,874 the way that I loved you. 248 00:09:40,955 --> 00:09:42,325 (Energy zaps) 249 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:43,785 - Hey everybody! 250 00:09:43,874 --> 00:09:45,674 All: (GASP) Pete! 251 00:09:45,751 --> 00:09:47,591 - No ghosts in school. Rules are rules. 252 00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:49,210 - Ah! Zip it, pineapple breath! 253 00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:52,877 - I wanna thank you kids for showing this pizza a great day. 254 00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:54,887 And thank you, 255 00:09:54,969 --> 00:09:57,349 Chef for helping me achieve my true purpose. 256 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:59,810 I'm the happiest pizza who's ever lived. 257 00:09:59,890 --> 00:10:01,930 And the only pizza who's ever lived. 258 00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:04,728 I'll always be with you. (Echoes) 259 00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:07,898 - Aww... All: (Sigh) 260 00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:09,362 (Stomach gurgles) 261 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:12,532 - Well... he's not gonna be with me much longer! 262 00:10:12,611 --> 00:10:14,361 All: (Laughing) 263 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:17,117 - What a craa-azy day. 264 00:10:17,199 --> 00:10:19,739 (Toilet flushes) 265 00:10:19,827 --> 00:10:22,077 Jude: In loving memory of Pete Zah. 266 00:10:31,839 --> 00:10:38,719 ♪♪♪ 267 00:10:38,804 --> 00:10:43,524 ♪♪♪ 268 00:10:43,574 --> 00:10:48,124 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0